A fancy conference call

(Note: What follows is the parody of Pink Floyd's one of the famous songs. I suggest you to 

listen to the original lyrics of the same song from here while reading the following lines. The parody is about online education as a replacement to traditional classroom and how corporates are profiting from it:A classic Roger Waters' theme)

“You! Yes, you! Unmute yourself laddy!”

When the pandemic hit and we left the school

There were certain assholes who

Worked to replace it any way they could

By pouring out their loneliness

To prey on our affluence

Slaving their developers to solve 

However carefully the bug hid

But it is no mystery 

That when the moved from their glassrooms

Back to their mansions jerking

Off their stash made out of people's misery

We don't need online education

We don't need no zoom schedule

No fake background in the meeting

Teacher leave them, kids, on mute 

Hey! Teacher leave them, kids, on mute

 

All in all, it’s just a fancy conference call

All in all, it's just a fancy conference call

"Poor connection! Connect again"

"Poor connection! Connect again"

If you don’t attend the meeting 

forget your degree!

How can you pass the semester

if you don’t appear here

You yes you with the videocam turned off

Turn it on boy.